You go Spain

Hawaii count down and 3
I got to look at the sun today just as it was rising through the clouds. so round and deadly. It made me think of the many fine lines one walks on a daily bases. well today is charlies real birthday, hope you have a good one, taking the day off bastard.
A wierd thing happened to me yesterday well one of the many wierd things that happens to me on a daily bases. well a guy drove up to me at the gas station on atl hwy in a close to rackle back van and begged for gas. he wanted me to just pump "a few gallons into his tank" so I thought this guy has huge balls and get the hell away from me. then after a huge story about having no wallet and seeing to babies inside and going to royston I had a one gallon container and filled that up and offered that to him. he was pissed and gave me such attitude and told me it would be better to just pumped it straight into his tank so I said thats all I got to give and to give it back I mean " dude it is over 2 bucks a gall. come on" but then took it and spilled most of it on the side of his van and on him and he thanked me and as he pleed out I waved and wished him luck. I don't know if I did right or wrong? to late now. later taters

Why is it brown?

Fire bag Fire bag Fire bag. had a talk about the first time I went swimming, which made me remember the first time I went under water. I was laying on the steps on my back as my mom peeped over to rescue me. I still remember the sky looking like the simpsons and my mom looked like a freaked out holy being. does your inward monologe voice match your true speaking voice? I found out last night that pest likes to eat the nameless end of the shoe string as well as the bong door stoppers. I hate the smell of the audoclaved orange bio bags. yuck when I see them, fire bag fire bag, I want to hurl. thanks for the help yesterday big creases the lynch room is going to be a, b, c....razy. here is something just for you....
http://slacko.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=12&mode=&order=0&thold=0 later taters

I am back in the lab again stephen tyler style

Hawaii count down.... and 5!
I want to comment on big Cease's massive ramblin man's past blog about 20 crapthings midlife crisis business. I am going to answer in no order and i will hold no rules to my answers.
now for the more reliance on our parents even into middle-age part, I think that parents don't want to die alone in some nursing home with poop and drool on them with people who hate being there that fills the joint with negative vibes . they are knowingly or unknowing using the money as a tool to use when they need guilt power, or they just know how hard it was to be where we are when their parents pushed them out. since when is helping a bro out bad. damn the screwed up world.
I don't think that there will be only one great gen. things have a way of becoming unbalanced and pain and suffering goes with it, then neo types come in and save the day. so don't worry the world is going to fuck up and maybe two gens. from now some gen group will save it.
also I think it is human nature that everyone thinks of themselves as more important than everyone else. everyones problems are worse than someone else's, so bitchin and moanin is the only way to tell others that you have bad mojo too.
well for me life is good and thats all I want to say about that.
what is the fear of stringed puppets called? I am back in the core and the gels havn't seemed bluer or blurr no blue...er.
and goose berries are in the red family!
I am also pissed at mother nature please stop raining, gosh
hey go here and turn the volume down there is something beautiful about this and hard to take at the same time http://www.alldumb.com/item/12360/
this too
http://www.alldumb.com/item/12298/
later taters

all in red chip bird

all hail the pops winner.....again. sweet sweet pops, he knows where life is good. what a crazy weekend. beware of erin's mixed drink powers. I learned some things this weekend: 1 some people think they own rocks and to choose your battles 2 the sun can be a mean bitch and 3 i don't have enough time to do things in my life 4 zebs is flippin good. how do you choose the order of lifes happenings? but i do know that life is good and i am having a flippin blast of a summer and we are going to all have one hell of a summer hangover this fall. later taters

Fred in the shed

Oh yeah, I am here and ready to go! I have seen a new side to Scuba Steve and I think that the main underlying theme to him is stubbiness. I have had it with all of the rain, it is really cramping my life style and free time! Paint is on the wall and it calms me already. just think secert passage, say it over and over again..... calming. don't you hate when you feel like you have something planned but you can't remember what it is and you feel like you are going to miss it. so if antone knows something let me know. we are totally cut from the old tenant of castle chambers. yes! how long do you think your( the people of earth) pedigree writen out would be. ok later taters

happy summer solstice everyone

holy klinger

mounting a raid on porcanisttan

I forgot to tell you something cool that happened last sunday. my bride and i went to lowes to do alittle window shoppin and to get some paint. i had been before and had picked out a faucet that i liked. now there have to be minnum of 300 faucets there. so i thought that i would see how close we were in the brain. under a minute and a half see had picked out the same one as i. man i am so lucky. anyway I had a nose whistle yesterday and thought of you big creases.
ok later taters

Say hello to my buuuuetiful bride

Sitting in the most relaxing place ever

Land of Kings

We have been to a land where all the right businessessss are kings of their markets. I have a quote worth noting: " I saw something pokin out at me but it wasn't moving. well peeps I have to say I had a great camp out . Fort Mt. state park I am stoned in love wit you. I tip my hat to your 10 mile hiking trail and we had by far the best camp site in the flippin park. ever think about desert ice fishing? later taters

swingers and Sushi

Hello world. miss me? well I have been to the desert and back and lived to not talk about it. I have decided apon my 30th birthday a year from July, to take a picture of myself every week and one of me after the big bucket punt. What a mind trip it is going to be. I was told a story of a wierd addiction. The guy was addicted to giving blood, the part where you stand up and almost pass out. It maybe the wierdest addiction that I have heard.
we had a talk at work about male morning sickness.... if we were able to give birth, anyway I think we could totally handle it but we will never know.
I had an experence happen to me. On the planter there is a ladder. I went to climb up the ladder as it was lowering. Now I was climbing and it was lowering and I wasn't moving. such a different feeling messing with the mind. anyway later taters

bone sacks rat a tain't

soon we will have a castle of our own. I dub it rockthoneah with my bad self. I am super busy, and I hate it I feel like I have so many things going on it is like wet spaggetti falling through my hands. Fun at the time but sucks when it gets mushed in the carpet, I now know how you feel Foster. I can not wait for Thursday, G.D. come on I am ready to dance the catch up wave and be back with pooh and my buds. I hope to see Jimmy Cater tomorrow, wish me luck team tobie style. I am down with the ben rock gig. After Thursday a sleep over and sun rise hike is a freakin must. I think we may now have the west side area covered we must now plan our attack. how can we leave our mark.....chancy, yes but how
I was told today that I was CONTROVERSIAL I don't know how to take that. Also that I am sort of cool but if backed into a corner I might cry and snap and then Boom, bigger boom than two others boom but not as big as some others. Again I don't know how to take that one either. I was also told that I listen to hard. Hmmm
I am going to try a haiku:

One mists in the sand
knuckle buck apricot shucks
don't stand in that sand

ouch got to go later taters

do crickets have spit?

we call our fetus marcel

good day to you all in your worlds. My body is so flippin sore. Cutting that huge ass tree really took it out on me. I think my chainsaw may be mad at me and is not talking to me at the moment. What do you think happens to fishes during an earth quake? Thursday is a big day, we close on our condo and it is chris's B-day. We should cook out, oh Big Creases I have the picnic table. later taters

derka derka my dameies derka derka

Techno Indain Music? Thanks world

Holy crap what a weird weekend. I have no idea how to explain it. I saw people that I havn't seen in years, watched a beautiful wedding( the sun broke through the clouds just as the groom's voice started to break as he started to say his vows, man thats beauty. Love ya pooh, sorry everyone elese, I cleaned silver, made fancy cakes, Pops was a wonderful date. At an after party I saw a great throw up explosition. planned a meeting with Of Montreal, cut two trees down one nearly killed me found out I may have Gillberts Syndrome( just means I will become a shade of candied corn, I just gave up on all ,s .s and caps. when i was driving home I had a holy experience, I drove though maybe 10 thousand lightting bug at first it looked like deer eyes then boom everwhere sun was almost gone everything was deep reds and purples and I had the windows down and I could smell wet grass. on a different note does anyone know what john 3:5 means in the bible? I guess I should have known how weird the weekend was going to be when I found the indian marble and arrow head. well i am glad that we are back happy the charlie is back thanks to erin I was only worried three times, I love my children hairy they may be. hope to rest and chatch up on everyone trips mental and distance. later tater

how long do you have to be up before thing lose thier taste?

my powers are too weak to halt the rain onslot, dag yo!

Hello masses, I am writing from the moist armpit of the south.... B-town. I love coming home it is always fun and crazy. My peeps know what I mean. Holy twist, I have just witnessed what has to be a record. Baby just butt tucked scatched in a circle 13 times. God it was beautiful.
I love a new band, they had me at "vasaline on the lens".
oh still have the gimp arm and I am seeing everything in shades of beige. I am taking Pops to a wedding. I hope the weather gets better. My bride is going to look smashing and my nice new white shirt has a large axl grease mark on it. Thanks alot gimp arm. hope all is well with all my peeps....

may we never go go mental
may we always stay stay gentle



Can a blind person feel blue? sub question, How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Fertilizer causes 12 toed babies

Gang what news do I have for ya? To all of the masses tetnus is rage....ing it battle in my arm causing me to look like some gimpy one arm bandit. what if it took over and caused me to become some brown veined beast?
Pops is going to a wedding and he is going to be front row, if it doesn't rain knats and lovebugs.
well no sign of of the penny.
Beware of the spoonauger!
Later taters

which has the most impact, switch, flyflap, belt, or the swift hand of justice?

Arm jowels & Fat backs

I have a great arm for pricking. Also, I was informed that I have high bilirubens?
We are now on day two of PENNY WATCH echo echo 2005. Gina's son has eaten a penny found on the highly traveled floor in Hartsfeild Airport in Atlanta. Boy, the stories that penny has. I will be keeping you , the masses, informed of the happenings of the penny in the G. I. of a very scared young man....ECHO.
Just so the world knows.... Frank is flippin crazy.
Later taters

What sport would you be better at if you had a 3rd arms?

Potato skins, Orange Sherbert, and Sour Cream

Good morning Masses, Did you people know that noodling is illegal? To top that there is an Noodle Anonymous, some addicts have been known to say " If you don't have a fish on your hand in a muddy hole you ain't noodlen."
Well the self proclaimed Meat Wizard ( joe) has began his journey into to prefatherdom. I tip my hat to you, My friend, and don't get me involved.. thanks.
Charlie, no worries, all will be safe in Leggetvilleton. You and yours are in the BURNING PICKLE POSSE now. You are protected.
I now have seen the power potential of geotrophism and phototrophism, but which is strong you decide. later taters



behold never forget or underestimate the weight of water and gravity

look at the signs.... bitch

Well, I now know when is the best time to hunt fowl. I was taught by a master of stealth, Astro. She has a suttle hunting style very low to the ground and uses her rear on the stairs to her advantage. thats speical
Speaking of speical, At work today I noticed that I work with some real winners. One guy has corrective flip flops and the other has on two different socks and one is inside out all of the time.
At a meet and greet, I know for sure that my superpower is to stick my foot in my mouth. Some nubbies had a donuts thing to meet the gang, anyway we were talking and she asked about Helen Ga. I told it has Hell in it for a reason and it sucks and on and on. Well turns out she planned a suprise one yr annv. for her hubby and she has just moved here so I now know I may be an evil doer....sorry later taters

did you know a Crocodile can live up to 300 years old

there's a dingle in my dangle

I think I need to change my pad. I watched the season opener to 6 feet under and I feel like I watched it through the window of a moving car running along side of it. It was all most like an entire season in one episodes. woah. anyway lets take a moment to wish good luck to Charlie on his way to the land of golden streets and flappy women.... Las Vegas. Heyo..... good luck my friend, good luck ok Later taters

something to think about, Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Hello masses welcome me to your world...

Hello to you all in your own realities veiwing a snapshot of my edited one. Welcome to my warped adventures and incomplete sentences. ( As a warning my spelling is horried) I as you may or may not know have conquered Pops( all must bow and honor Pops) after a ferce and heated battle of poker. HA HA HAAAA... boastfully HAed.. So Pops is coming home, bitches! All is well and good in the world once again.
I have much to say about nuthing and I will love to speak to you the masses daily.

I will leave you with a thought to ponder: think with one arm and all zippers become evil.