Tuesday, January 31, 2006

don't get turf toe......sounds bad!


Yeah! I get pooh back tonight! yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wrote a song about it starts out with hmmmmmmmmmm and then goes into a pizza solo then a drumed fruit dangle fill.

joe's new baby got a pair of lungs on her

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I think joe needs a baby blog for lilly ruth. I am sure they are going to have many more videos to come.

Monday, January 30, 2006

I am beat!


where to start....hmmm man last week was a bitch! pooh had crazy school and finals studing until the wee hours of the morn. 3 back to back, sucks but she probably aced them( this is my assumtion not the views of pooh) . then to top it off she had to go on a ravs trip all weekend up in Tn ( she is the only 10 I see). I don't feel bad for her though because she loves it and it is fun for her. I am sure she had craziness but see her blog cause I duno. ok I think we set a record for pcrs and running gels at work last week. most folks in the dna lab run maybe 8 to 10 gels a week ....maybe I don't know the final tally ( I said tally) but is around 30! now think of it like this a pcr takes around 3 hours for set up and running on the machine, the gel take about the same..... you do the math.... ok you don't have to. then I tried to get other stuff done to boot. the storage building is kaput and I had other things I tried to sneak in. but I was getting home around 8 or 9pm now I would get to work around 8:30 or so in the mornings but 30 minutes come on. then Friday hits it is one of those hit every red light days. since pooh was going on her ravs trip we have a tradition of eating roly poly before she goes, but I had to go get it due to her meeting and she was leaving a 1pm so that would be the last I would see her. so I bust hump at work so I could get it and see her for 30 minutes before she left. so I get a 4 saw buck parking ticket for double parking, I was not hot on my choice of poly, pooh was late, and I saw maybe 10 minutes of her and had to go back to work. bla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stinky way to say bye. then I was going home so worked hard to be able to leave early trying not to leave too much for she leggett to do on her own. anyway leave later thanI wanted to and was on the road by 5ish. see the womacks drop some stuff off and talk some then back on the road get home and eat its 9ish and start working on cleaning out my room.
> one load to goodwill
> two to the trash
>one for the yard sell
> and one maybe a half, yet to make it up here
stayed up till 3 both nights and worked in the yard cutting down trees, which by the way changing the chain on the saw really makes a difference. load up and back on the road sunday good to see the folks hard to go through all that stuff and not waste time on memory lane. gotta make the tuff choices.poor mom had a swollen eye the whole time she look ed so intense the entire time. I hope dad, or me gets it it looks tuff. their tv blew up and we went to get a new one but it was to big for the cabenit so it is on the floor now and they finally have a dvd player....yes. had a good meal out of casa seasoned chambers, saturday night but they were out of everything food wise so it was tuff to find what you wanted to eat , cause you didn't know if they had it or not
stop to pick up poohs cookies at the womacks and fix their dvd player. all is well and I decide to check my phone. chris....dogs.....bad news......they are ok but something in the house is not......blinding rage. call millaseconds later, all I hear is the chair is shredded.....I have to kill satchel........can't get home fast enough it is killing me I went from a chewed up courner to the whole thing in pieces. being alone really has an effect on ones mental state. I got to where I couldn't or didn't want to have humah interaction. plus hit a skunk and must have gotten all of it stinks gland all up in my under truck, god it stinks from perry till this morning, STINKS! got home, chair not so bad but suck none the less. I will post a pic maybe someone will have an idea how to fix it. I have two but one is a patch and the other takes $.
when pooh got home I was beat. I had threw in the towel. to much all I had to look forward to was killing the dog and taking a shower and making sure pooh made it home alright, and monday......work! anyway I should recover by next tuesday so send all gifts express mail be nice to me I am on my man period. bye

Sunday, January 29, 2006

it on its way

it on its way

Friday, January 27, 2006

FW: 9lbs !!oz, thats alot of baby!

good ol' joe and Michele is a proud pop/mom of a big baby girl! they don't have a first name but they are going to call her Ruth, love it. so congrats to them on their new arrival!

9lbs !!oz

Thursday, January 26, 2006

yessssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


new built to spill new built to spill new built to spill new built to spill new built to spill new built to spill new built to spill new built to spill new built to spill new built to spill! yes 4/11 here is a taste: you in reverse

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Sooooo sad :(

poor sug, she has cavities. so popo no more sweets, boo hoo. her is soooo sad. weeks of numb lip drool, awesome!

Feel the pride ! Errrrrrrrrr a bear foot in yo face!

are you feeling the bearcat pride? ( lance, pooh) check out the intensity watch out I will bear hug scratch you up good!

good luck to all the vetties out there on your tests.......soooooo close I can taste it for yous guys. I am sending my luck to you all ( mostly pooh due to the meal ticket, but I share the wealth)

I want to say good by to the old two horned charlie beard. I became aware of some cutting and shapeing and grumbleing so fare the well facial fur, well come metro party time fun hair!





Tuesday, January 24, 2006

this happy dance is for you, el chef!


proud of ya honky chef kile! I knew you could do it. now go not drive for a week and you and tammy go fly somewhere fun and cook for famous dogs of famous peoples. love ya

number 9 should be taken to heart!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Herschel!

  1. Only one person in two billion will live to be herschel.
  2. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of herschel to reach the earth's core.
  3. Herschel was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  4. Czar Paul I banished herschel to Siberia for marching out of step!
  5. US gold coins used to say 'In herschel we trust'!
  6. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than herschel.
  7. Baskin Robbins once made herschel flavoured ice cream.
  8. Finding herschel on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  9. Herschelology is the study of herschel.
  10. If you blow out all the candles on herschel with one breath, your wish will come true!

Monday, January 23, 2006

fun but no shots this time kapish?

hey thanks to charlie for sending up smoke signals on this one. Of Montreal friday feb 11th in hotlanta who is in. I dig them so........ later h

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Q: what animal eats 40,000 calories plus in a day?


A: those crazy wacky beluga whales. they have two different layers of fat. it's hard to hide their dunlaps but they can blow air bubbles to swim through from their blow holes. ask me about my weekend....go ahead......ask.....i am glad you asked, lets start on around lunch time on friziday....lets, come with me....it'll be fun.

the fantastic chilli lunch went well all is right in the world ( poohs chilli was voted the flippin best in the history of the spicy beany creation) bellies full and work flowing smoothly. bam I ran into a maria wall it was like hitting a deer an upset red faced thin shape hits you out of no where. this time the laughing as one gets fussed at not the best plan but all was shallowly resolved.....for now until the next time I have a 96 well plate hunger. then had a ok run stinks knowing so much about the weather when it is bad and you have to be out in it. come home and put my metro out fit on to help win all of the prizes and 30 seconds later I changed and off to the party at tasty world. but crap we have a 30 minute window to buy a wedding shower present for the next day but no time and you 'll see why anyway end up buying a toaster and a sack for it and only took like 4 mintues. then party time....I HAD A FANTASTIC TIME! to many whiskey drinks and pot stickers though, but man I felt good and my peeps and I were kickin it, fun. had to leave a tad bit early because my folks were at home. but it was close to 1 and we pass out on the couch. wake up a 6:30 to my mom " good morning my sweets" then later team leggetts get there early and off to the aquaurim. good time i will explain like this: fish,tingley warm skin, masses, coke, lost hat, which way , come look, wheres the turtle, love ya be safe bye. great morning! then a fantastic burger and good lunch fun, love the leggetts, off to the shower......"pooh wheres the map" , " here", " crap no directions" after getting lost twice we make it to the shower and the burger is working it magic on the ...um constution. find the bathroom, the lock is broken! find pooh and props to her she stops someone from busting in and stopping me from haveing a larry david moment ....I love ya pooh! met everyone and hang by the keg....we are keg people now. get to meet all and try to be rememberable it is good for me to be places I would not be in other wise. it keeps you on your toes. fast forward by the end of the night I get kissed on the neck by the groom, pooh gets attacked danced by two chicks....a pooh dance sandwich for ya, as marc is holding me like a jungle baby on one hip. crazy time. sunday is low key....but you never know. hope you all had a tot plate full of a weekend as pooh and I did! later


p.s. welcome crockett but no tubs so no more crock pot jealousness , and hope this kills the crock jokes on the stewed 1970 country home brown/tan pot RIP . quick link add on here speaking of RIP ......fantastic!


this was a blog of fantastic moments. this means the blog itself is fantastic! fantastic

Saturday, January 21, 2006

pooh caught in

pooh caught in a surprise dance trap. Very unhappy with photo proof! Very funny to see her squirm.

Friday, January 20, 2006

I was......woops, excuse me!


this is how I feel right now at 2:56pm! I ate tooooo much chilli. soo good too many seconds. kind of became fourths. can I brag a bit, can I? can I get an amen? today we had our annual chilli cook off, anyway we had 7 pots of chilli and around 35 or so give or take plus or minus, people. now everyone ate at the minimum 2 bowl and guess who's chilli was scraped clean nearly licked......twice. thats right my sugar's famous chilli. now I tried everyones and they were all different and great but, I am a little sided to sug's but man no left overs, gosh. ok I got that out of my system now you all can go back to your regular planned program.

peanut butter chilli time, with a baseball bat

the sweet chachilin says " chilli downstairs .....to temmmpppting. I can hear its goodness."

Thursday, January 19, 2006

why does warm water smell wierd?

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

badonkadonk (say it out loud....it's funny)

I google..ed freakin wednesday and this is some of the pics I got....................





with shorter hair you would look like Danny Devito

It is wierd how a person changes, I was buy yogurt last night....for pooh no less....I know pooh! anyway I hear "are you Herschel from France wow have you lost weight?" what the hell what an odd question, I turned and bam, I guy I met when pooh and I went to study over seas. the last time I saw him was at a iggy pop concert. moshing, drinking, and craziness. fast forward in time, poohs almost out of vet school, we're married, great everything and healthy to boot. crazy how life changes right under ones nose. then as I am checking out I look at what I am buying: yogurt, hummas, low fat pretzels, a fruit cup, and some banananananas. go back to the iggy pop days it would be doritos, high fat cheese dip, reese eggs, beer, anyway fat stuff. crazy times well where am I going with this ......um I don't know so the end of that. hope you all have a great freakin wednesday!

later

Monday, January 16, 2006

Its all bout the widgets and the freedom

happy mlk day all! thanks to all you out there doing things for other people and the future peoples. I thought that by now I would be exactly where I am in life, but it's better, yeah freedom. the last sentence makes sense to me???? I became aware that my computer smells like B.O. or curry! what the heck it has no pits. has anyone invented computer D.O.? ok I tried to go out my hair as I do ever winter( for the under fur warmth) but alas I cut it I can't take it my brain must breath you know. poohs been studing and I got some things done on the home front. I have just the right amout of stuff on my plate right now so I have to be careful what I take on next. 06 is unfolding greatly, yes. thanks to team leggett for feeding pooh and I twice. sorry to spank you guys so bad in mario golf so much. Chris you have the eye my friend you have the eye. ok later all I am out.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

It wasn't snatchel!

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snatchel has two tails!

hey all, here are the............Answers

1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover
that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship
that will last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and
would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
California
: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.


take it for what you wish. hope everyone had a good fri. the 13th, this was by far the crowning
moment of the film fest! jason in space was truly a movie that if it were possible and jason were real, to put his brain waves into film form. smart as a potato, but has a numbing effect.mine was really great, probably the best fat pants night in a while and it was great to sleep late. hope the campers delight....sheaperds pie was alright and didn't "slice" anyone up. lets see I haven't told very many folks of the craftmanship in the attic. we are getting rid of our storage room on chase st. so I built so storage in the attic! yeah!! I have to say it cost 17 bucks and a whole box of 3 inch screws. here are some picswe got a cool bunny that the kids don't know what to think of, but monkster seems to go and hang with it often.well I got to work at the ceramics studio and think that the crazy glazing maybe the coolest ever or stink hardcore. this is the most out of the box I have ever been, and I hate glazing! my 2006 is rocking thus far. until the power went out today yuck it happened right after putting my lunch into the microwave. so I thought I would go to sams.......bad idea, all of the stop lights were out on atl hwy and the drivers were extra crazy no give take at all. and there was only one cop at one intersection. and what do pooh and I think of that
bye you crazy peeps!


Friday, January 13, 2006

Jason wants to wish YOU! a happy Friday the 13TH



CH CH CH CH CH CH CH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH CH AH AH AH AH

Thursday, January 12, 2006

I am sweating butter........gross, but somehow a great gross

hey all I am having a david lynch day. sooooo wierd. first off, it smells like someone is cooking broccoli in the autoclave, and it smells like the inside of an old beanbag in the stairwell. wierd! lets start off at the beginning, I woke up outside walking the girls- no coat in my shorts and a t-shirt, and shoes. got poop on both shoes. got back in bed. woke up the house is empty and the satchel is whimpering. eat brevkiss, go to work (on time) sun is in my eyes the entire time. at work going as planned and bam here is some craziness for you to do before 10am! yikes!! then 15 minutes later I get never mind just wait....dodged a bullet. I wonder how pooh's test went? anyway you are all caught up and it only noonish. after work I get some ceramics time yeaah! ok I want to try someting. my mom sent this to me and it is sort of wierd so read these questions and answer them in the comments so everyone can see your answers and then I will post what they mean. ok see what you think:


1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green,
or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

ok bye for now!

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

what you want an autograph?

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apple juice has a whole new meaning now

any super bowl questions you may have! who is hosting the game?
the the 5th of Feb is also the anniversity of the constitution, yeah!


FACTS AND FIGURES
Site: Ford Field - Detroit, Mich.
Date: Feb. 5, 2006
Game time: 6 p.m. EST
Other Super Bowl host cities: New Orleans (9: Tulane Stadium 3, Louisiana Superdome 6); Miami (8 times: Orange Bowl 5, Pro Player Stadium [formerly Joe Robbie Stadium] 3); Los Angeles (7: Los Angeles Coliseum 2, Rose Bowl 5); Tampa Bay (3); San Diego (3); Atlanta (2); Houston (2); Arizona (1); Detroit (1: Pontiac Silverdome); Minneapolis (1); Stanford (1); Jacksonville (1).
Ford Field seating capacity for SB XL: 65,000+
NFL Headquarters: Detroit Marriott at the Renaissance Center
Media Center: GM World Headquarters
AFC Team Hotel: Detroit Marriott Pontiac at Centerpoint
AFC Practice Site: Pontiac Silverdome (tentative)
NFC Team Hotel: Hyatt Regency Dearborn
NFC Practice Site: Detroit Lions Practice Facility at Allen Park
(Note: Practices closed to public)
Home team: AFC Champion will wear its choice of jerseys.
Pregame Entertainment: TBD
National Anthem: TBD
Halftime Entertainment: Rolling Stones
Cost of the Vince Lombardi Trophy: $25,000
Who makes Super Bowl Trophy: Tiffany & Co. of New York.
Cost of Super Bowl rings: League pays for up to 150 rings at $5,000 per ring (plus adjustments for increases in gold and diamonds). League also pays for 150 pieces of jewelry for the losing team, which may not cost more than one-half the price set for the Super Bowl ring.
Host city economic impact: Super Bowl XXXVII generated a total economic impact on San Diego County of $367 million, according to a study by Marketing Information Masters, Inc. The $367 million economic impact on San Diego County compares to the $295 million impact on the region the last time it hosted a Super Bowl (XXXII) in 1998.
TV/Radio coverage: ABC will be televising its 7th Super Bowl. CBS Radio-Westwood One will be broadcasting its 19th consecutive Super Bowl, 32nd overall
Super Bowl XXXIX TV audience: Last year's game was watched by 133.7 million viewers. The 10 most-watched programs in TV history are all Super Bowls.
SB XXXIX ticket distribution
AFC Champion - 17.5 percent
NFC Champion - 17.5 percent
Host Team (Lions) - 5.0 percent
Other 29 Teams - 34.8 percent
NFL - 25.2 percent
Future Super Bowl Sites
2007 (SB XLI) - Miami
2008 (SB XLII)- Arizona
2009 (SB XLIII)- Tampa
2010 (SB XLIV)- Miami

Monday, January 09, 2006

gay strikes

gay strikes again!

Sunday, January 08, 2006

no more three legged poker cards please!



when jimbo, bunchies & inca say, "skip and kandra" They mean CONGATS TO THE HAT! well done in deed. this maybe the year of the hat. last night was a great end to the reign of Pops! ( I release a soft whimper ). I can't wait to see the new trophie and to WIN IT! I wonder what it will be called and what new rules there will be? some guess I have, dasiey, el trophie, and skippy? we shall see. when I think back of the year of pops I think of how charlie and myself domianted, all of the fun times and lazy days after. I already miss HIM so good bye.....my friend.....be safe.....and remember you are pops never poppies!





POPs
2004-2005
RIP

Friday, January 06, 2006

ha ha ha look what I got



go ahead ask me, I'm ready.

be worried


I am in holiday hangover STILL!


F.Y.I I have begun to plan for mexico, but not the wedding part (the hats' wedding not pooh and I's or is it mine's (( for the folks)) ). I am growing more more and more excited every minute thinking about the ruins and other things. I don't know if I can handle the swim up bar thing though....with all the pee you know.....RULES! enough for now later

Thursday, January 05, 2006

hope this makes you feel better, El Sombrero

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a salior once said, ain't that a hole in the booooat.

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congrats to the hat and the deuce on their happy news, but I had to do it. sorry. hope to see some dancin tonight!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

I see you guys, I'm looking through your portal!


I miss the holidays! back to the grind is hard on your constitution! I miss the parting and the alarmlessness..ssess. big ups to Erin L, she helped me pull out the grosses thing that was stuck in satchel's bum today, made me gag. work is good and just the right pace. it is funny to see the grim faces on peeps when they first get there. we have our first 5k in a long while, I am alittle worried, hope we do well.

hey check out this crazy jiggle bell hidden message.

I got a new calendar, so get ready 2006......lets get plannin!

Sunday, January 01, 2006

I live with pooh, a monkey, a pest, an ashtraay and a cottonball with teeth

PEAS
Happy New Year, to all of my peeps out there near and far! well we have just put up the last of the holifun stuff. this is the time that I sit back and reflect on the craziness that is Hanamus time. I don't know where to start, um the last to weeks are a blurrrrrrr. well first the last two weeks wouldn't be anything without pooh, my family and my gang of peeps. I am so lucky to be in the spot in life that I am in. My two famlies go together so well sort of like a lava lamp, smoothly. yeas, I like that. All of my friends rock and I hit the jackpot with pooh!
pooh and I have been on a crazy ride and neither of us is ready to get off. our tour of GA took us to 10ahsea (lets see if you get that one), to rocktown, to rome, to the perry area and back. I love our three year so far rome tradition. it is always good to see berry and marc and her fam. we always have a blast and I think marc and I will have a blast getting all of his wedding plans together. it is going to be an honor to stand next to him when he marries our berrrrrry. I mean it is berry, bear.
during the first of the holiday I diddn't even have time to get sick. my nose gave it a good try but there was just no time for it. I guess it was the "best" illness I have ever had. going to the W's for x mas was great, and there won't be a better sunday paper hunt ever. I thought that the fun would have calmed down after that but nope, it got better and has completely messed up my sleeping clock. one day I woke up a 5:30pm. we have partied flippin hardcore in these last two weeks. two of which ending a 4:30am, crazy. I think we have set the hanukkah party standard to high some peeps were nubies to the cookie making latkie cooking dreidel playing fun and had no idea that it was going to blow their minds. New Years eve was great and I hope that all of my peeps have a great 06! I could go on and on but I am rambling and I will stop...... for now. see you all for the first time in 2006!