Are you ready N. C.?

Here we come here are some links to go to to mental perpare ok:
1) mount mitchell state park
2) chimney rock park
3) linville caverns
4) grandfather mt.

ok lets go
later taters

What? You looking at my nuckle meat?

Meet the weeble peebles.... the Womacks

I Have experienced the power of gravity

Good morning masses! I am so awake. I fear sleepynessville soon. 1st let me say thank you guy and gulls for the painting help. It looks fab and we would still be working on it this afternoon if it wasn't for you... our peeps. and the ladder... what can I say... it really bent over backwards for us.(boooooo I know). It is count down one day until we turn our back on westpark and hello mitchell. It is really going to be great. I think that the sun rise should be aug. 13th I here by decree POPS up for grabs on the 13th if thats alright.?. two thing we need to think about........ 35' 45'50. 18N by 82'16'09 .82 w and in the future 72.32 W by 13.09 s

a wackend to remember

Hello masses, what a weekend. being "off of the radar" was not as restful as I had hoped. One thing after another. I started Saturday off at the Fab DMV. This time it wasn't so bad I got there 30 or so minutes before 9am and there was a line, but I knew this was to be. aced the test well missed one goofy drunk question, filed a complaint, broke a chair and drove away with a moto learners. Packed some stuff pooh had to feed her maggie moos hunger and was on the moto "shadowwwww" by 1pm ( thanks to lance). then the heat and moving really started. blauaagh. got to see E + C at team Leggetts, they were in stealth mode so it was had to see them sometimes. then off to Carries B-day, crazy as always. got to see EB become a goat and had my toaster surprises. pooh woke up with a mean hangover and a hunger to kill. we move more stuff and unpack the kitchen, I am glad we are good at puzzles. all was well until the bathroom box....dudududumbbbbbb! crash I break a ceramic bucket and everthing is on the GD. F. GD. SHITY ASS . GD ground . get on the ground to pick up all 100 things and I see that some of it is under the car next to me. so I reach under as I put the first handful in the box BAM I hit my head on my car door and all I see is white rage and a sharp pain on my head....speechless I fight hulking out and continue to have one of the worst head rushes ever. thinking about passing out I think how long would it take for pooh to notice me gone enough to warrent look for me I weighed my case and decided to go inside. wasn't so bad alittle blood and a headache. after that move....pack...unpack....eat.....shower which by the way with no curtain make for a wierd shower, very exposed. on now to paint and to living a new. later tater

Friday of pain and wait

1st you go Canada. 2nd I know the difference of the u.s. and our big brother england. we say hey there are bad crazy ass bombers out there so we are going to search everyone no matter what or how it will affect or effect the world. now england says if you try and mess with us then we will shot you and not once but 5 or 6 times.... meaning don't fuck with us! speaking of going crazy. I went to take my motocycle learners test this morning. I waited freaking 2 hours seeing the whole cross section of people. there was no order or structure. I had #G715 they would call out B303 then G608 then G718 then Ao26 what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then I take the test miss 4 on the 1st part and 1 on the second part.... the puter says stop you have passed the test go to the counter and get the permit. I go up there and they tell me to wait then I am called and they say we are sorry there has been a problem and that I have failed, and to come back tomorrow, morning is ok!!!!! I ask why and can they tell me about my test, the butch lady says we can't go over everyones test and poof I am of no matter! GD I am stuing. any Dmv stories of your own? I hate them and I think that they are being punished having to work there and taking it out on us. I wish I lived over seas sometimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! later taters

I can smell the tired in the air

Well gang, As I rolled off of the old airbed 3000, I can see that the summer is catching up with us. heavy eyes, yawny mouths, and cracking bizones are plagueing us all. I know you don't have to tell me. we owned 3rd place last night at jigsbsy's. I have mixed feeling about the joint. the whole can't hear someone 4inches away from your ear I seem to have a problem with. food um ok worth 40 buck I think not. I think I will just be a drinker there next time. Everywhere that I am inside for awhile when I leave there is water on the ground, I really think Mother Nature is fucking with me. does anyone know anything that I may have done in the past to piss this she beast off..... gosh! hope this thursdizay rocks for you...the masses. tomorrow I take on moto learners test. wish me luck I will be studying all lunch break. later taters

Mother Nature hates me!

Everthing was great hot, dry, and humid for days. all of a sudden boom...the bottom drops. I had a question to ask my man heading for Commerce. He gives me a " Man O Man theres a turd floater coming your way wit pops and crackers." I think the weather hates softball for some reason.....why? Afterwards we had a good time playing a round of toss about leading up to wacking a few balls and fielding some humdingers and zowies. The grass was soaked and my shoes pruined my feet as well as turning my toe nails dark blue, gross. I put them on this morning finding them still wet and quite gross really. So I brought them to work and put them into a blower, shaker, heater thingy in the lab. ( no one has noticed yet) It is kind of funny with all of the science stuff around and there are shoes dancing in the background. worried about smell now that I think of it.

Had a taste of the frat life last night at Son of Italy. really nothing italian about the place other than the food.....I guess. I give it a 2.5 out of 5 forks. food good, everthing elese blahh.

big ups to my man Lance. I am so wireless now it isn't funny. Thanks bra.

later taters

twice sweaty greened by houses

wow, it is hot out there. I have been in the green house twice today and it was over 100. I can't believe the weather sometimes. I sweated like it was 99. I started to think what I was going to call going to the bathroom to my kids. I think I will call it making numbers. got ta make numbers? sounds cool. I can't wait for poppy I got hot 3's. I sometimes forget how life has such different structures depending on the enviroment. I guess there are more factors than just the enviroment but in this case it is the enviroment, so eat it. EB is a punk sissy for not feeling teamish. you are going to miss a good time. We are down to just our kitchen stuff and tv and we will be moved. Monkey still freaks when I sit down and talk to her about the move. It must be so crazy to think that the poop box is a safe place and dive into it when dangers knocking. I have an art project for everyone so be ready. I will start with the first person who asks about it. if not I will pick at random. Eb's asked a question on her blog and it made me think of my first car. Here is a pic of it the Gia. later taters

Oil dry, poop nugggets
no pics or magnets on frig
say bye, hello Ben

computer nerds unite

Hey found sumting for all of you geeks I thought you would like:
http://www.artlebedev.com/portfolio/optimus/
I thought it was pretty niffty,but you guys may know about it already. later taters

I can't remember a time without chest hair

What a wild weekend. I feel like I have been on one of my pack as much in to a trip a humanly possible. the post secret party was fun. I would like to start a once a week painting group. I think, for me, it would be good to make time for art again and it would be fun to see others arty eyes. Thank you so much C.E.C.EB. for helping us move. we were done before noon. one more trip is all that is left. thank you big time. went to a cookout and then to a great movie. then on sunday I found out the true meaning of the word IKEA.....mad house. people can suck sometimes when their animal mind takes over.
I really am lost, my mind is burnt and one eye just went to sleep. the more tired that I am the more I type sdrawkcab. ok I am spent later tater

Rubber johnny

hello world here is something so wierd. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/rubberjohnny.html

nothing can be said after watching the above thing.
Later taters

living on the edge.....of boxes

people of earth I live here in one of your fine apartments completely out of boxes. I am so ready to move. I can't wait I hope the weather is ok. I am not asking for great, but ok. you hear me mother earth? I have yet to find out how my peeps did at triva last night. I bet they owned the joint. I am almost back to normal. Some may laugh at that but they can eat it. I think that I have shaken the Hawaii time bug.....I hope. Does anyone know what deer urine smells like? OK peeps hope you all have a great day and rest up.... you know who I talking to.

Later taters

something the TSA should do to people that don't get off of planes when asked!
http://www.plsthx.com/Crazy_videos/340_Mini_Bomber.html

running on freakin E

Man oh man I am tired. I woke up this morning 7 minutes to 8 and made it to work in 12 minutes. why? because they are watching. The I love this time in hind sight not at the moment though. It is kind of like when you leave a drink on the bumper and remember right before it fly off or how long can you keep it on or should you stop and save it. who leaves puppies on the side of the road?! how are these people that leave flippin puppies on the side of the road able to sleep. I forget how low people can be. well to lighten it up I have something really special for you the masses..... http://www.alldumb.com/item/12574/ later taters

such craziness

man I just got caught up on the past weeks work gossip dish. man I am full. oh no... puke well Frank got canned. I can't believe it. I mean frank, dude..... frank. farewell to you frank bringer of craziness and laughter. the farm is in up roar as well. new blood doesn't mix with old. I leave and all this happens. I told everyone to hold off until I got back, jeezzzz I turn my back for a week and bang, drama, and not cause of me. later taters

http://www.alldumb.com/item/12581/

what snack would ya liiiiiike?

well gang we are back! Hawaii was a flippin blast. I think we did a little of just about everything. We went from the highest peak the sea level in a day, went hiking in the rain forests to snorkeling on a coral reef. man I am blown away. what a great trip. really to much for a blog maybe I will write a book...... nope. you just have to go , people of the world. ok, thanks big Creases for looking over castle chambers and it ladies and the to and fro to the airport. now on to the move. I am refreshed and ready to go. look out world, we are bizack. later taters

http://www.alldumb.com/item/12544/

Stuck in denver

Stuck in denver

northshore

northshore

burnt pooh!

burnt pooh!

Southern most

Southern most pt.

to all of my hairy bros

We are almost on the plane! I can't take it, I can only hold my pee for so long. I....fire bag..... I may blow mud. Hawaii has no idea what is coming it way. The Chambers don't play around. I had a great time at the birthdays boys gamin party last night. I wish i had gotten to play M.P.6 instead of getting my manhood taken from big creases. And the banana netting award goes to
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/julfan05.html
well we will be bloggin from the road for the next WEEK.....yes! thanks crease for taken care of the castle. here is something to hold you, the masses, over until then.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/horsefarts.html
later taters